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I would like to publicly thank the City of Anaheim, California for its incredible traffic control and light synchronization plan, which caused us to be 45 minutes late to an Elton John/Billy Joel concert. Three miles in 75 minutes. Unbefuckinlievable. /brief and sarcastic rant

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